If you are coherent enough to read this tip then you are probably not drunk enough to find this genuinely tasty. That being said, it's one of the better post 3am eateries in the area.

Chips are good but I wouldn't get any more adventurous; fish is just about edible. Early morning chips and cheese sorts me out but if you're here when SeaFayre is open you need your head examining.

Not the best takeaway food ever, but a cult student haunt that’s clean & cheap . The main issue is that the food has normally been pre-cooked & kept warm for a while. But the spring rolls are good.

Chips sausage and curry special is a must!

No they do not accept card you douche!