Rosé or beer , pick your poison. A strong move is to get a pie or two from Vesuvio and eat it there, just like Wild Kingdom. You'll thank yourself the next morning!

Come here late night during Cannes Lions . Order 2-3 beers at a time to avoid lining up again.

During the Cannes Lions spend as much time here as possible drinking and talking to people you haven't seen for a long time and don't really like anyway. Use the beach opposite when you need to vomit.

You're here. Nothing's good about this place. But grab a beer and pat yourself on the back because you've made it.

If you wanna pee during Cannes Festival , use the Hotel Martinez Bathroom ! the Gutter Bar is over crowded :P

If you see Paul maco from Apollo studios - remember to challenge him to wrestling

for those nights when you want to stay out until 5am (uhh, every night?)

hit the videoegg party on 6/23 at 21:30. put the drinks on troy young's tab.

If you can remember what it's like to be here, you've never been here.

Best networking post 4am I've ever done! See you next year...

Almost the only place open after 2AM, during Cannes Lions . Extremely overpriced and overcrowded. Still, everyone's there.

watch the broken glass, order three beers at a time.

Avoid like the plague during Cannes Lions